Eton


ETON-COLLEGE-EXAM

Tony Little, headmaster of Eton College, emailed HuffPost UK and said the school does not favour “any particular political viewpoint”.

Eton College’s Exam Asks Boys To Justify The Army Shooting Protesters Dead

The PM deployed the army to a protest, killing 25. You are the pro-military Leader of the Opposition. Prepare your response, remembering that you have substantial ties to lobbyists and military contractors that you must maintain to win in the fall.

The PM deployed the army to a protest, killing 25 of your comrades. Describe how you would bring down the government.

The PM deployed the army to a protest, killing 25—including your daughter. Describe how you would get through the days ahead.

The PM deployed the army to a protest, killing 25. You are a political fixer. Describe the astroturf campaign you’d run to convince the public that blame falls on the protestors.

The PM deployed the army to a protest, killing 25. You are a journalist. Describe your plan of action for getting exclusive interviews or at least images of the grieving families. Tools you may use include phone calls, phone hacking, hidden cameras, grey-market drones, and whatever your imagination suggests.

The PM deployed the army to a protest, killing 25. You are CEO of TASER International. Prepare the sales pitch for your non-lethal compliance solutions. You may need seperate arguments for public and law-enforcement consumption.

The PM deployed the army to a protest, killing 25. You are an important talk radio personality. Prepare the outline of your 90 minute show, with particular attention to how this relates to HAARP, the New World Order, or Contrails.

The PM deployed the army to a protest, killing 25. You are one of the wounded. Describe your hospital stay.

The PM deployed the army to a protest, killing 25. You are one of the soldiers. Describe how you would work through your PTSD, shame, and guilt.