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B-List Holy Grail: Wristphones

Tuesday February 9, 2010 by Tim Maly

Part of a series: B-List Holy Grails

Wristphones
The wristwatch/phone hybrid used to be the way forward. Now it’d be considered clunky or annoying to use – either a case of too much bulk or no room for buttons – and associated with all sorts of bizarre RSI. The delicious irony is that today most people use mobile phones to tell the time.

Written by: Andrey Pissantchev

Poster Child:
Exactly! I don’t think it’s so much a failure as us realizing we’d rather not have a phone strapped to our wrist. Look at it another way- a cell phone is really a pocket watch converged with a phone. And a camera. And a calendar. And a datebook. And a rolodex.

Ryan:
I’m disappointed that we don’t have these too! But, as the author points out, we have the same functionality, it’s just added to the phone rather than the wristwatch.

Tim:
I used to coach debating full time, which meant a lot of staring at a coundown to check speech length. I took my watch off so often that I started just carrying it in my pocket. Then I got a phone with a timer function. I don’t have a wristphone, but I do have a pocketwatchphone.

What’s this all about?

In the waning days of 2009, Julian Dibbell mentioned videophones as a holy grail technology that ended up being a b-teamer. I liked the concept so much that I ran a contest on Quiet Babylon, looking for more examples.

This is one of the shortlist finalists as chosen by a panel of judges consisting of myself, Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics and Project Wonderful and Street Artist Poster Child.

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  • My father and grandfather both wore pocket or belt watches, instead of wrist watches. This was mainly because they often had to be at construction or industrial sites (often both, operating industrial sites that were also under construction), and wearing things like watches, bracelets, and rings was both unwise and against the safety rules. (Falling down a ladder while wearing a something around your wrist or finger can destroy your hand in ways that no surgeon can fix).

    So anyway, I always thought of the pocket watch as the "adult way" to wear a watch, and wrist watches were something that kids did.
  • Actually, it'll be much easier (and awesomer) to stick your mobile or your iPhone or whatever to a fob and keep it in your breast pocket.

    ...

    Actually, I'm going to go do that right now.
  • Josh
    Thats awesome. Pocket watches went out of fashion during the world wars as fumbling for you watch whilst being shot was a bit difficult.
    But I always wondered if they would come back, and they have even awesomerer. Awesome.
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