B-List Holy Grail: Lasers
Part of a series: B-List Holy Grails
When I was a kid, lasers were these unimaginably powerful devices that would one day be used to bore tunnels through mountains. Instead, we use them to watch DVDs and irritate cats.
Written by: Tree Lobsters
Poster Child:
Lasers- a way to tire your dog out in the backyard from the comfort of your living room window.
Ryan:
I really liked this one! But then I thought, we’re using lasers to adjust the shape of our freakin’ EYEBALLS, so they did end up being a little futuristic after all.
Tim:
To this day, the military has not given up on laser weapons.
What’s this all about?
In the waning days of 2009, Julian Dibbell mentioned videophones as a holy grail technology that ended up being a b-teamer. I liked the concept so much that I ran a contest on Quiet Babylon, looking for more examples.
This is one of the shortlist finalists as chosen by a panel of judges consisting of myself, Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics & Project Wonderful and street artist Poster Child.



