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AA Guns and the Birth of Cybernetics

December 31st, 2009 by Tim Maly

In the 1930s the UK had the following bombing defence policy: “The bombers will always get through.” Which, in my opinion, is a perfectly wonderful stiff-upper-lip attitude to have. Then radar was invented and it became possible to track planes. Actually shooting them turned out to be stunningly difficult.

Kaboomskies!
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To hit a plane with an AA gun, you need to aim at where the plane is going to be after your bullets have travelled to reach it. This is hard enough when the plane is merely far away and travelling very quickly. It’s near-impossible when that same plane is actively trying to get out of the way of your bullets.

The answer is cybernetics.

I’ve already written about governors on steam engines which are essentially machines that turn steam into information. The trick is getting the engine to tell the valve how much energy it’s pushing out, which in turn allows the valve to open or close and generally wrestle the boiler into giving a constant flow of energy. The governor is the mechanism by which the boiler talks to the valve. Steam is siphoned off, turned into information and an essentially random output becomes controlled and predictable.

When it comes to shooting at banking and diving planes, a similar insight comes into play. From the perspective of the gun operator, the plane is a random actor; its motions constrained by physics and biology. Given its current location in the sky at one moment, there is a set of points where it is likely to be in the next. Here’s Norbert Wiener solving the problem in 1941:

The resulting flight path was highly irregular but not purely capricious. Those waving lines on the blackboard were old friends of Wiener’s. “There are,” he said, in a rare display of understatement, “in fact, means which will allow one to accomplish the minor task of a quite correct prediction.”

Dark Hero of the Information Age: In Search Of Norbert Wiener–Father of Cybernetics by Flo Conway & Jim Siegelman

Re-conceptualize the situation. It’s not a gun trying to shoot an aircraft. It’s a system trying to ensure that two objects stay in sync. Here’s how the system works: The operator centres the crosshairs on the plane. The predictor works out where the plane is likely to go and points the gun there. The gun fires. The plane moves. The operator adjusts the crosshairs, which corrects the predictor, which moves the gun, which fires the shell.

The plane has no chance. It’s a randomly burbling boiler caught in a system where a human governor translates information for an artillery valve – resulting in a controlled, predictable shower of shrapnel and parachutes.

Does this creep you out? It should. In this scenario, the human actors are abstracted away. Not in an “assume the horse is a sphere” way, but in a “the human actors cancel out entirely” way. The pilot, constrained the physical capabilities of his craft and need to avoid passing out, can be reduced to Brownian probability, no more intelligent than an oxygen molecule. The AA gun operator is reduced to a pattern recognition machine. “Point at the plane, the math will do the rest”. Errors in the system are smoothed over with a suitably wide blast radius.

While Wiener was working on the AA gun problem, he wrote a 120 page report called The Extrapolation, Interpolation and Smoothing of Stationary Time Series. It was immediately classified and came to be known as the Wiener’s Yellow Peril. In it, Wiener establishes the “fundamental unity of all fields of communication”. Wiener doesn’t distinguish between mechanical, electrical, biological, or cultural communication.

The same mechanisms that regulate a steam engine and aim artillery can be used to manage politics, under this conception. The math has already been done, the only question that remains is what the constraints are on the populations cultural motion. Knowing what that is (or what that even means) allows one to build a predictor and a regulator that should give you a controlled, even output.

The (underrated) second Matrix movie paints an excellent picture of what that might look like. Do you remember the ending of the second movie? Neo meets the Architect (who is a fan of overly large words). The Architect explains that the Matrix needed a pressure-release valve for handling a certain minority of resistors. So they set up a colony of rebels in Zion. The rebels rescue more trouble-makers from the system acting as a kind of liver for the Matrix, cleansing it of their toxic presence. Every now and then the machines go and kill everyone (who are conveniently all in one place) and reset the system.

In one fell swoop, the second movie makes every moment of the drama in the first movie entirely irrelevant. The humans rebels – with all of their hopes, dreams, and triumphs – cancel out. The details of are unimportant, they are brownian motions in the larger regulated plan. This is the same political pessimism of Orwell’s Animal Farm. The pigs and humans are interchangeable parts.

The machine runs on.

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The Contest Deadline Looms

December 29th, 2009 by Tim Maly

Don’t forget, the deadline for the b-list holy grails micrononfiction contest is January 1st, 2010. That’s really soon, so send in your entry. The rules are here and the post introducing the idea is here.

I explained all of that in under 50 words. Imagine what you’ll do with 100.

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A Year in Review

December 28th, 2009 by Tim Maly

One of my favourite traditions from LiveJournal is the automatic year-in-review post. Here’s how it works: You go to each month, take the first post of the month, take the first sentence of that post and transcribe it. The result is a cut-up-technique overview of how your year went. It doesn’t get your best posts, or your most popular posts, or your most important ones. But it can offer unexpected glimpses and for that, I love it.

So in the waning days of 2009, as I take a break amongst the half-packed boxes I hope you’ll allow me this moment of self-indulgence with an automatic year-in-review (with commentary!) for Quiet Babylon.

January

Seth Godin argues that when it comes to transient or one-time transactions sometimes it’s better to let things go.

From: But Which Lesson?

Back in 2008 I had cut the tether to Quiet Babylon’s original subject matter: video games. I then spent the better part of a year trying to figure out what it was about. This post is typical of that period. Punditry about a celebrity’s punditry. Pointless.

February

No posts

How embarrassing! Let me take this opportunity to further embarrass myself by pointing out that the first subject matter of this site wasn’t really video games. It was whatever this is in 2002. The first incarnation of Quiet Babylon was lost when the registrar I was with folded, taking my domain with it. Squatters took it over and eventually abandoned it, whereupon I re-registered. The files you see are what I managed to preserve. Notice the early obsession with surveillance…

March

Built for the Montreal Expo, Habitat 67 is a wonderful grand-vision failure/success of architecture.

From: Pictures of Habitat 67

Now we’re getting somewhere. Original material, pictures of formerly futuristic architecture, an eye for the broken and leaking.

April

No posts

Quiet Babylon remains adrift.

May

Two stories appeared in rapid succession today on Wired’s excellent Threat Level.

From: Threat Level Context

A proto-post. Starting to synthesize instead of just reply. Too short and not far-ranging enough.

June

Check out this article on Ars Technica about law prof. Patricia Akester’s study examining the effects of DRM on the legal use of copyrighted works.

From: DRM: The Fight Against Posterity

I still hadn’t articulated what the site was about to myself, but this post feels very in-theme. Worth noting that these problems remain relevant.

July

As part of the Cultural Theory program, I took a university course called Cyborgs.

From: Adaptation: Cyborgs & Architects 1

And just like that, Quiet Babylon wakes up.

August

Here’s a Pair of Questions:

From: How deep do cities go?

The other thing I figured out this year was what Twitter was for. This post is a nice example of the interrelation.

September

Proceeding along the canal, you find a place where the path diverges to accommodate a weeping willow that dips its leaves into the gently flowing water.

From: Glimpses of a City 5

I consider these a failed experiment, but I’m going to try to revisit the idea of very short pieces in 2010.

October

This is kind of a weird post, but bear with me. It was my birthday yesterday and I spent the day buying and playing with plastic bricks, so Lego is on my mind.

From: There is no single-use Lego

Jason Kottke picked up this post beginning a grand tradition of my most-linked writing being the least Quiet Babylonian.

November

Will Wiles of Icon Magazine spent some time talking about augmented reality, Tron, and the fictional source of many design and technological innovations on his blog.

From: We can imagine it for you wholesale

I’m pleased that this is one of the posts picked up by the algorithm. I know Will exclusively through Twitter, blog comments, and Google Wave, which makes him representative of a lot of people who’s work I admire that I’ve met this year.

December

When I was working on the idea of the pocket-device model of augmented reality versus the lanyard model, I realized something about conference badges that didn’t really fit into the piece.

From: Conference Badges: Early Augmented Reality

Notable for the comments which are better than the post.

2009 has been an amazing year. In a very short period of time, Quiet Babylon has come to the attention of a lot of really intelligent people and I’m grateful for the comments, emails, and impromptu drinks that have come out of all of this. Aside from announcing the b-list grails contest results I’m not sure what the year has in store. I’ve got dozens of drafts in various stages of writing, a Twitter feed and RSS reader full of insightful articles, shelves of unread books, and some ideas on taking aspects of this project offline.

Stick around.

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Gadgets and God

December 24th, 2009 by Tim Maly

Today I would like to talk about proving the existence of God. Then I would like to complain about technology and design writing.

jphone
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1.

St. Anselm’s ontological proof for the existence of God is outlined in the Proslogion and goes something like this:

  1. When we talk about God, we are imagining a supreme being, in fact THE supreme being.
  2. We define THE supreme being as “that than which nothing greater can be conceived”. So for property n if you can conceive of some property m greater than n, the thing possessing property n is not God. Keep going up the chain until you can’t conceive of anything greater. That thing is a property of God.
  3. Things can exist in the mind, they can contingently exist in reality, or they can necessarily exist in reality.
  4. Since existing is greater than nonexisting and necessarily existing is greater than contingently existing, “that, than which nothing greater can be conceived” must have the property of necessary existence.
  5. God exists.

He spends most of the rest of the Proslogion trying to work out God’s properties (hint: they turn out to be remarkably similar to those of the Christian God).

What’s the problem with the proof?

The problem is that existence is not a property. If we were going to give the prize for the best cupcake we would not go…

  Your Cupcake My Cupcake
Flavour   6 10
Frosting   7 10
Moistness   8 10
Healthiness   3   4
Existence 10   0
Total 34 34

… and declare a tie.

Indeed, you run into a whole host of problems when you start to hand out properties to things that don’t exist. Problems which the tech-blogging industry – in wild defiance of philosophical teaching – seems mostly content to ignore.

2.

Consider this actual headline about the concept images for the OLPC XO-3

Fancy ‘OLPC XO-3′ becomes the cheapest PC in the world

Finished in semi-flexible plastic, the latest “OLPC XO-3″ similar to the original XO can optimize its display in both transmissive and reflective modes for indoor and outdoor lighting conditions. Presenting an 8.5 x 11 touchscreen, with a little folding ring in the corner for grip and a rear camera, the slim (half of an iPhone) and sleek PC makes use of Palm Pre-style induction charging to remain juiced up anytime, anywhere. The multitouch tablet is slated to be released by 2012.

From The Design Blog (emphasis mine)

The XO-3 has not become anything aside from a bunch of renderings, plans, and press-releases. It certainly isn’t the world’s cheapest PC. How do I know? Because it isn’t a PC at all. PCs can run software. Try to run software on the OLPC. Go ahead, try to buy one.

I probably shouldn’t be picking on The Design Blog’s breathless coverage of the OLPC XO-3. A more worthy target would be the entire industry’s coverage of the Apple Tablet.

More words were probably written about this nonexistent product in 2009 than about all the great hardware that every company not called Apple actually shipped. Google now lists 1.8 million documents referencing “Apple tablet”. That compares to 20,700 documents referencing “Acer Tablet PC”. One of these companies has actually shipped tablet hardware. The other has not. Can you guess from those Google figures which one is which?

From 2009: The year tech blogging died

Which has a better selection of apps? The Apple Tablet, the CrunchPad, or Infinium Labs’ Phantom Gaming Console. Which has a better battery life?

Absurd questions? Yes. But questions asked with an entirely straight face every time an “x is the yPhone killer” story appears. For example. Another. Or, you know.

It’s an endless stream of “that than which nothing greater can be conceived”s, comparing hypothetical objects with real objects. Speculative design blogs are no better (don’t get me wrong, I enjoy Yanko, I just wish that they’d distinguish more clearly between mock-ups, working prototypes, and shipping products).

3.

I recognize that I am on shaky ground here, given that the entire oeuvre of Quiet Babylon is rampant speculation. I like to think that I am doing a good job of separating fact from fiction from speculation. And I’d especially like to think that I will never engage in judging a horse-race between hypothetical objects (aside from If Batman were to fight Superman).

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My Mom Makes Great Cookies

December 23rd, 2009 by Tim Maly

Hello visitors from Dinosaur Comics.

In everyone’s defense, I should say that Ryan knew exactly what he was getting into when he came to a cookie party. I should also point out that some of the cookies were made by Pamela (who also does not have a website but does make great cookies).

If you are new to Quiet Babylon, the site is about cyborgs, architects, and our weird broken future. I normally update on Mondays and Thursday. I have some suggested articles to get you started.

  1. Cyborgs & Architects is the series of posts that started the whole thing off.
  2. Try The Lost Drone Army if you like science fiction stories in the form of fake news.
  3. Secure/Obscure is about the blurring line between the physical and digital.
  4. 6 Involuntary Parks is a list for people into thinking about our collapsing environment.
  5. B-List Holy Grails is the background for a micrononfiction contest that we are running. You can win a shirt by Ryan North or by Kate Beaton. The entry instructions are here.
  6. Lastly, consider a visit to mini.quietbabylon.com, a rolling list of the images and quotations that drive the obsessions of this site.
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